It had just snowed a record snowfall and I thought how fun it would be to take my gsd *skijoring*. So I rounded up the cross country skis, grabbed the shoes and Ana and I headed to the garage. With the garage door open, I got Ana leashed and I proceeded to lock into the skis when a UPS driver pulled up in our driveway. She took off for the driver with me attached. I didn't have any control and she bounded up the steps of the truck. The driver was preoccupied with the package and didn't notice until she was sitting by the driver's seat. I had no skill to gracefully ski out of this and sheepishly waited for my package, but not before the driver had a heart attack. I got Ana out of the truck and as I tucked the package under my arm, slipped and skated my way back to the garage. I never tried that stunt again. And the UPS driver honks first.