Quote Originally Posted by mimitabby View Post
And unlike men, at the age of 90, she had no hairs growing out of her ears or the top of her nose either
Maybe it's a wax/wane thing? (didn't originally intend the pun, but okay, wax, get it?)

b/c at my age, if I miss a week of tweezing, there's a solid bank of hair from each side of my eyebrows, all the way across the bridge of my nose and most of the way down to my eyelashes, and so much hair growing out of my nose it's hard to be grateful I don't have a mustache.