Hairless legs

[boy in a kilt]

I have to trim my eyebrows...
and my nose hair
and shave my TOES.

sigh. I'm a hobbit.

How do you feel about mushrooms?
Are you never more than two hours away from your next meal?
Do you have a serious collection of things that don't really serve any purpose but you don't want to throw away (mathoms)?

If you answered yes to all of those, you are probably a hobbit, albeit a very tall hobbit.

[sgtiger]

Mushrooms are da bomb. And I can answer "Yes" to all of the others and I have hairy toes(at least the big ones and the ones next to those) too. At least you're not alone.