Hairless legs

[boy in a kilt]

I have to trim my eyebrows...
and my nose hair
and shave my TOES.

sigh. I'm a hobbit.

How do you feel about mushrooms?
Are you never more than two hours away from your next meal?
Do you have a serious collection of things that don't really serve any purpose but you don't want to throw away (mathoms)?

If you answered yes to all of those, you are probably a hobbit, albeit a very tall hobbit.