Ok... and having not been to Vancouver, can't say if this rings true at all, but:
Weekend in Vancouver...
Dear so & so:
is it "wrong" to buy the same shoe in three different colors?
Oh yeah! Vancouver has really cool shoe stores, like John Fluevog's and Gravity Pope, with wonderful creations that I'd buy in every colour were they not $300 a pop!
I love your poetry ladies, keep it coming! You really have a sense for the verses.