Quote Originally Posted by boy in a kilt View Post
Yup. I have a porn star buddy.

One of my best friends from high school sort of drifted around in life until he somehow realized that particular industry was the best use of his, uh, gifts.

For the record, he does still ride bikes. Just bought himself a new Specialized.
Well, that should put the kybosh on these women who think their nether parts are too large to ride a bicycle comfortably.