thread titles free verse

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

I found it cool that when I went to check the Open Topics forum, the first 3 thread titles made a sort of haiku thing (without the correct number of syllables though):

This morning I woke up to....
weekend in Vancouver
Hairless legs


I bet if you go way back you could find some poetic doozies of 3 thread titles that happen to be right next to each other. Anyone?....

[VeloVT]

From "Good Drivers":

Triplet #1
Another senseless incident...
Driver saw me, then hit me!
Maybe I'm looking a little too comfortable???

Triplet #2:
Driver hit bicyclist with gun --
how horrible!
... Good drivers...

From "Open Topic":
(This one is called "lament of the bored telecommuter"):

A new way to catch spiders
Deadlines!!!
Weather... oh dear

[Bad JuJu]

This one is from the bike maintenance thread, and I call it "Trouble Ahead":

Hard shifting
Tight Tires - SO Frustrating!
Why not use WD-40?

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

From the main forum (cycling related):
I call it "Cracks"....


Bike thieves are evil
cracked wheel
Couple of things- butt and hand

[redrhodie]

From today's posts:

This morning I woke up to...
Another Cyclist Hit
Happy Earth Day!


Oh, that is sad.

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

From Open Topic:



Queer-eye for the straight woman
What does it MEAN??
Tuxedo cats.


.

[VeloVT]

I apologize in advance, but, in order right now from open topics:

This morning I woke up to...
the person below me
hairless legs





(I've apparently got the bead on juvenile posts today... promise I'll be nice again once finals are over...).

[VeloVT]

this is my penance... it's entitled, "dieter's supplication" (from open topics)

Thoughts and prayers please
for brownie-edge lovers
Good thoughts and prayers...

and here's another one a few lines down (it's called, "Spring in Middletown; or, thank god I made it home; or @%$#!!!@%!"):

@3%$#&*^%
Dangerous Severe Weather
Whew!

[mimitabby]

Seattle weather report, April 08

uh oh

weather, oh dear

sigh, snow at sea level

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

These are all so good- I love it!

[VeloVT]

this breaks the rule of three --
but, it's from the triathlon forum and it's called, "the path of the Buddha":

I'm alive!!!
Frustrated...

(sorry, after I finish my paper on post-Newt congressional partisanship I have to write about Hobbes... for the Hobbes class, we just read King Lear... I can't get the ideas of conflict, isolation, suffering out of my head !).

Ok... and having not been to Vancouver, can't say if this rings true at all, but:

Weekend in Vancouver...
Dear so & so:
is it "wrong" to buy the same shoe in three different colors?

[BleeckerSt_Girl]

From the Health forum:

Dumb heel and/or ankle!
Am I a weenie or Smart? Goin crazy...
I Quit!!!

[HoosierGiant]

From Open Topic (cycling related):

I hate it when
Helmets are not optional
The daily crash thread

And only one syllable short for the first line too!

[Grog]

Ok... and having not been to Vancouver, can't say if this rings true at all, but:

Weekend in Vancouver...
Dear so & so:
is it "wrong" to buy the same shoe in three different colors?

Oh yeah! Vancouver has really cool shoe stores, like John Fluevog's and Gravity Pope, with wonderful creations that I'd buy in every colour were they not $300 a pop!

I love your poetry ladies, keep it coming! You really have a sense for the verses.

[Bad JuJu]

From the Bikes section:

"The Bike Shopper's Lament"

Demo'd Storck scenerio CD1.0 road bike
Rode an Orbea Diva w/ Campy Record today
Build my own bike?


This thread gets my vote as the most fun in recent memory.
Brava, BSG!