Just got back from Ride The Rockies, a seven-day, 400-plus mile ride through the Colorado mountains. A couple of days in, the cops arrested a woman in a huge Ford pickup who'd been swerving and screaming at the cyclists for miles. After a couple of 911 calls from the riders, cops pulled her over -- a 66-year-old woman who was irate at all the non-tax-paying users of her state's roadways. Cops couldn't just ticket and release her because they were afraid she'd go and mow down as many riders as she could -- she was THAT angry. She also had a loaded pistol with her....

Good times out here in CO.