Ever had weird things thrown @ you...

[bikerHen]

I was having a great time riding home in yet another snow flurry last week, when I was hit with a burrito! Salsa and sour cream all over me and my bike! At first I thought it was snow from the wheels of a truck but then I started smelling salsa. I was pretty pissed, but my dogs were extra happy to see me that night. Plenty to lick off my shoes and bike.

Other than that, I've been hit with a golf ball, and of course the usual verbal assults. It all use to really upset me, but now I just chalk it up to stupid people doing stupid things and trust that karma will get them in the end. bikerHen

[Velobambina]

At least it wasn't a ROAD TACO!!!

When I was 14, my brother threw a big heavy book at me, I put my foot up to deflect it, and I broke my big toe.

[singletrackmind]

I remember as a kid riding to school one morning with my friend, Robby. We had just ridden over a big speed bump in the road. A truck coming in the same direction never slowed down at all and lost his muffler and tail pipe. The pipe part spun around in the road, right where we were, and Robby's back tire went over the edge of it. It must have been searing hot because it melted his tire and blew the tube right there on the spot. It was the weirdest thing... and the guy never stopped. (this was a speed bump put in front of the school to slow drivers down. )
As for deliberate, I've had bottles, food, curse words, middle fingers, whole hands reach out and hit me...

Ew ew ew ew, I hate it when people touch me...especially when passing me in a car....ew ew ew ewwww!!!

Or how about when you see the same car driving by you over...and over........and over? Creepy!

[Brandi]

I was having a great time riding home in yet another snow flurry last week, when I was hit with a burrito! Salsa and sour cream all over me and my bike! At first I thought it was snow from the wheels of a truck but then I started smelling salsa. I was pretty pissed, but my dogs were extra happy to see me that night. Plenty to lick off my shoes and bike.

Other than that, I've been hit with a golf ball, and of course the usual verbal assults. It all use to really upset me, but now I just chalk it up to stupid people doing stupid things and trust that karma will get them in the end. bikerHen

That is so fricken rude! I would have gotten a plate # and reported them if you could. All these situations would be cosidered assult.
He heheheheheh Assulted with mexican food! That's a good one!

[redrhodie]

I've been lucky, only cigarette ashes once, and they missed.

Oh, BF and I had eggs hurled at us from the top of a building on Elizabeth St in NYC on Halloween. Also missed !

[run it, ride it]

When I lived in a small tourist town and rode my horse along a short stretch of road to get to the fields, people would throw beer bottles at us, swerve their cars toward us, sneak up behind and lay on the horn, sidle right up beside us and try to touch the horse, etc.

Deliberately trying to spook a horse, believe it or not, is still illegal under the highway traffic act. Horses also still have right of way on all but major thoroughfares. When you see one it is courtesy to slow down and move into the opposite lane if possible. Most people don't know that. I don't expect them to--I make sure my horse can handle traffic before I take him out. But c'mon, THROWING something at a HORSE?!

These people have no idea how the animal will react. I think they just want to see what will happen. It's the same thing when they throw objects at a cyclists: hey, what will the cyclist do? We can outrun her so it's safe! The difference is that the cyclist is a slightly more rational animal with a better concept of traffic than the horse.

After those experiences, whatever happens on the bike seems tame in comparison. I've had a few drunkards throw beer cans and food (and miss), the usual horn blasts and cat calls, middle fingers, "let's race!" getting spit on, etc. The worst thing that can happen is a fall from just a foot above the pavement--not a buck ten feet in the air onto pavemet! A bike won't spook and run straight out into traffic or take off with you, either. And if the bike gets hit by a car, you just get a new one. The horse? We're still managing injuries from a road accident that happened years ago (no vehicles involved. Freak accident).

Also two weeks ago I was running on the road and some crazy middle-aged woman swerved her SUV onto the shoulder as if she was going to hit me, then swerved back at the last second. She got the WTF?!?! arms and a solid middle finger. Too bad I missed her plates!

Usually I'm disgusted/pissed off/frustrated for a few seconds, then just laugh.

[sundial]

My german shepherd ate it!

[shootingstar]

I've just had people yell obscenities at me while I was on bike. And I did nothing illegal at the time.

As a pedestrian, i was walking home one night on a well-travelled street. Someone threw a bucket of water from the 2nd storey at home. I ran home...and immediately took a shower. Who knows what was in that upper- storied water...

I did hear from a cycling friend where upon stopping at a traffic light, a guy reached out of car....and slapped her on the bum..

[mupedalpusher]

While doing a duathlon I had a man grab my butt!
Not quite as erotic as it sounds. I was the biker for a team and my runner was the first one back so I was out on the bike quickly. My husband was doing the whole race and it wasn't long till he caught me. He reached over and grabbed my butt...it scared me so bad I nearly wrecked. I was so angry I could have spit nails. At first he couldn't understand my reaction then I reminded him of how angry he got at me for laying on the horn as a joke when I passed him while he was running one time. We agreed no butt grabbing while biking and running from that day on.