Tierra Bella Century?

[melissam]

Yikes! Who are you, and what have you done to Mel?!?!

Not to worry, Grasshopper. There's plenty of evidence that nothing has been done to Good Ol' Mel:

* I still don't like cold
* I still don't like to get up early
* I'm strongly considering not doing the rides with 18% grades: you of all people know my track record with steep ascents and Fig Newtons