I think I was so shocked that he was picking stuff up that I didn't say anything and now I'm just in a quandary.

Originally Posted by
Grog
Or: "Hey, a tall guy like you, surely you can stick your head close enough to the sculpture without having to pick it up, do you?"
I like this! The guy isn't stupid, and he does get humor and puns so I know he's quick with words. I'd like to say something pointed but humorous the first time just to give him the opportunity to say "whoops, sorry" and not have a huge black cloud hanging over the relationship.
Bubba didn't see that the friend was rolling the carved owl on the floor the other day. When I told him about it last night, he was a bit incensed. So Bubba may take the more direct approach
and I'll add the iron fist in a velvet glove approach.
Frends know gud humors when dey is hear it. ~ Da Crockydiles of ZZE.