Quote Originally Posted by tulip View Post
Remind him that this is VISUAL art, not TACTILE art.
That's good! I can say that with a smile and the right look the first time.

Plan B) I can remind him nicely.
Plan C) Salsa's "I'm glad you like my art and objects but I would SO appreciate it if you would look at them without handling them"?

After that, Brandi's plan with both cannons.

I like the confetti idea too. Kind of hard to cover your tracks.