Here's one. This is old. I have no idea who wrote it.
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I wish I was a little egg, a way up in a tree.
I wish I was a little egg, as rotten as I could be.
And when someone I didn't like would walk beneath my tree,
I'd take my little rotten self and throw myself at he!



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