A canner exceedingly canny
One morning remarked to his granny
A canner can can anything that he can
But, a canner can't can a can, can he?

Makes sense, right?

From the tombstone of Effie Mae Robinson, aged 23:

Come blooming youths as you pass by
And on these lines do cast an eye.
As you are now, so once was I.
As I am now, so must you be.
Prepare for death and follow me.

Someone added to this:

To follow you, I am not content.
How do I know which way you went?