I dreamed that I slid sideways into the stupid kid that jumped in front of me on the levee path. Knocked his sorry @$$ down like a bowling ball hitting a pin.
Rewind to repeat approach,
this time I ride down the grass, kid is still standing there, hands on his hips, laughing. Right up to the point where I jump off my bike, run him down, and shake him silly.

Must have been shaking something, 'cause BonnieCat woke me up meowing angrily. Pet the cat, let her cuddle back, think nice soothing thoughts. Go away kid.