How much do *you* care about it getting helmeted?

Confession: It has been 8 months since my last haircut. I keep waiting so long that I'm afraid Jennifer will have left, if I'm even remembering her name right.

I explained that I needed somethign really, really, really simple 'cause I stuffed my helmet on my head and rode to work. We found soemthing in a magazine that she said would work.

While she was snipping away, they got to talking about some of their clients - not gossiping, just who'd come in and what they'd done to their hair and that sort of thing, and I realized that the clients in question were coming in from the apartments next door where folks had caseworkers to help them with living skills, and getting jobs, and remembering to comb their hair.... and I realized I was in the right place and, indeed, this was a style that did *not* require care No fancy blow dry or "just a little curl" or "you can do this with mousse and gel..." HOoray!

Okay, okay, I gotta make the call. It's going to get warm and I won't want long hair... it's just about at the Jackson Browne stage...make it light brown with almost exactly that much grey and mirror image and *that is my hair*