My guy is a creep. I don't know why I've been with him so long - 25 years. Geeezzz...

Do you know what he got me for Christmas - a generator hub and a light! Where are the diamonds?!? At least the light glows.

For my birthday - carbon fiber fenders. I guess that's vaguely in the diamond category, carbon and all.

He thinks all I want to do is ride my bike. That's just crazy talk.

Do you think the rainy season is over and I can take the fenders off now?

V.