Quote Originally Posted by BleeckerSt_Girl View Post
You'd have to kill me first.
I made the mall mistake last year. Horrible experience. A better choice is to order a bunch online, set up some candlelight (thigh level is good) in front of a mirror which is tilted mirror away from you, thus elongating the image a la cinemescope, and have a bottle of wine for the purpose of either convincing yourself it's not that bad, or sorrow drowning .