Here it is ladies! Got this off another bike forum and had great fun! Just copy and paste then change to fit you!

Real name: Kerry
Where do you live? Hubert, North Carolina

Explanation of your handle: Well, we were on this call (I'm a medic) and I went back out to the truck for more supplies, the owners dog blindsided me and decided to have my thigh for dinner. Now all my EMS buddies call me milk bone, and I have been given gifts of milkbones for use as a "safety device".

Explanation of your avatar: It's us kayaking on the intracoastal in NC

Age (general or specific) will be 30 soon : (

Occupation:Paramedic

Favorite bike: My Trek

What's in your stable? Trek WSD 4300, and soon to add a road bike

Fastest speed on a road bike? where? when? don't know yet

Another picture of yourself or your ride? I don't have very many pixs of myself

What is the biggest lie you've ever told: This will only hurt a little.

Most memorable moment on my bike: I guess when I first got my clip-in shoes, I couldn't get my feet out in time - so I kept falling all over the place on the trail.
Most fun ever had on a bike? Love riding and spending time with my boyfriend and kids.