Dear So and So

[Trigress]

Dear sports shop managers,

No bloody wonder no-one buys top-of-the-range womens' cycling gear when no sports shop stock them!

Now get me that Giro Athmos in size T (tiny), you good-for-nothing sod! I want it in black. Please.

Excuse my French.

[crazycanuck]

((((salsa))

Trigress...oh my..I hope they get the item you want!
Nice to see you round here!

[7rider]

Dear Maria in Washington, D.C.

I found your wallet on the floor this morning at the Glenmont Metro station.
I tried to find a way to contact you, (Google, Universal White Pages...no old fashioned phone book in our office <<sigh>>), but could not.
So, in the end, I called the issuing bank for your debit card and asked them to get in touch with you and let you know that your stuff was found, was safe, and would be returned to you. And then I went to the Post Office and I mailed it to you at the address on the i.d. card.
I hope you get it. I know I'd be frantic in your position.

[Pax]

Dear Poppa,

I just want you to know how much I'm going to miss our Easter Bunny phone call this Sunday.

I love you,

Me

[mimitabby]

{{{{QUEEN}}}}
((((Salsa))))


I would never write my father on here; he never touched a real computer!
It's so strange to think about it; but he was already touched enough by alzheimers when people started getting computers that they might as well have been aliens to him. Sometimes I think of how strange this is, what he must think of a whole world being run by computers (and us all on them) when he hasn't the slightest idea of what they are for or how to use them!

[sbctwin]

Dear Maria in Washington, D.C.

I found your wallet on the floor this morning at the Glenmont Metro station.
I tried to find a way to contact you, (Google, Universal White Pages...no old fashioned phone book in our office <<sigh>>), but could not.
So, in the end, I called the issuing bank for your debit card and asked them to get in touch with you and let you know that your stuff was found, was safe, and would be returned to you. And then I went to the Post Office and I mailed it to you at the address on the i.d. card.
I hope you get it. I know I'd be frantic in your position.

Thanks 7rider for being a wonderful, honest person. When I lost my wallet, the crooks were charging up a storm within 30 minutes....

[indysteel]

Dear Andy: It's a pleasure to serve on this committee with you, but I would prefer it if you would get my name right. During the course of today's conference call, you called me Katherine and Kristen. My name is Kate. I've signed every email to you as "Kate." Everyone else during the call referred to me as Kate. How have you not picked up on this?

Keep in mind that I work for the court in which you practice in so it might be in your professional interest to get my name right. I'm just saying.....

Thank you.

Kate

[indigoiis]

Dear (Male) Student with the gold lame stretch tights and red velvet cape,

I know this is an art school, but, ew.

Signed,
Even though I'm liberal, I'll always be conservative to you...
~Anon Staffperson

[Zen]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Do you think he'll look back on himself ten years from now and think " I thought I was so cool. What an idiot I was"

I wonder where you go to buy gold lame tights? Not that I'm looking for any, just wonderin'.

[indysteel]

Dear (Male) Student with the gold lame stretch tights and red velvet cape,

I know this is an art school, but, ew.

Signed,
Even though I'm liberal, I'll always be conservative to you...
~Anon Staffperson

Is this just a "special occasion" get up or a daily outfit? Oh my; that's just awful!

[OakLeaf]

Dear (Male) Student with the gold lame stretch tights and red velvet cape,

I know this is an art school, but, ew.

Signed,
Even though I'm liberal, I'll always be conservative to you...
~Anon Staffperson

LMAO

I'm remembering an English seminar in the dim reaches of time. The professor came to class wearing a bright yellow suit, and a tie, I don't remember the color, but even louder than the suit.

Halfway into the class, a student stumbles in, bleary-eyed, bed-headed before that was the fashion, and still wearing his purple pajamas.

Without missing a beat, the professor looks at him and says, "I didn't think anyone was going to upstage me today."

[redrhodie]

Dear (Male) Student with the gold lame stretch tights and red velvet cape,

I know this is an art school, but, ew.

Signed,
Even though I'm liberal, I'll always be conservative to you...
~Anon Staffperson

Careful....your daughter could bring him home someday