Funny...I was thinking about posting this same question earlier this week.

Everything in my house has a name...including the refrigerator (Bucko) and dishwasher (Marge).

My Scott road bike is Zippy the Crankmeister. I haven't named my Surly Cross Check...I just got it on Saturday. My friend called it the Surly B***h...but I don't think that is the name that will stick. I'm sure its name will come to me in the next week or so.

My old truck is Dillon and my car is Baby Ruth.

Dogs: Sargent Slinky (Sarge, aka Sargento, Sargeo, Sargent Sunggles when he's good and Sargent S**t Head when he's bad) and Buddy Good Dog (Buddy, aka budderman, butterbean, beanieweenie, beanerbot...and on and on and on...)

WON'T SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME???!!!???