DNA trail led cops to unlikely bike theft suspect

[Dianyla]

and he won't be stealing any more bikes!

I have to admit, this was my first thought.

[Beane]

It's unbelievable that a psych hospital would allow anyone on a unit with suicidal patients to have a belt.

We've always had to leave driver's licenses when test riding (even crappy bikes).

the whole story is pretty strange..