What's in a STREET name?

[Mr. Bloom]

I live on B Street between A and C Streets. I know we are so original up here.

...and people still get lost and ask for directions

[Melalvai]

As you're heading around St. Louis on a curve in the highway you pass a sign that says "Lacy Ditch".

Because it's a fast highway and because of the curve, the driver only gets the slightest glance at the sign, and invariably reads "Lazy B*tch", and says "Honey, they named a road after you!" (and gets pummeled, as he was obviously begging).

[Mr. Bloom]

... (and gets pummeled, as he was obviously begging).

On a fast curve???? Mel????