Dear Oregon Department of Revenue,
Why is it that even though I decreased my allowances, thus allowing you to take even more of my income, you give me back $200 less than last year?! I gave you a lot of my money and if you aren't going to put it to good use, I want it back! Besides, I want to buy my new bike so that I may continue saving the roads and the environment. Doesn't that count as a charitable donation?

Dear company of employment,
Please, pretty please give me more than a paltry 3% raise- that barely covers the cost of inflation! I would like to remind you that I didn't see any other supervisors or managers at store 287 volunteering to work overnights for 3 months during Christmas...