HA! I have a good one too!
I had a guy call me and ask if I had a certain Felt mtn bike in stock.
We do, so he was going to come down. A few hours later I get a call from him asking where we are located.
Apparently Felt has (hopefully HAD by now) our HOME ADDRESS on their dealer locater!
The poor guy! He said when he called he was sitting in front of our house!
OY!
But yeah, these little things are so dang annoying huh?