Dear So and So

[deedolce]

Dear J from another forum,
Yes, I got your email. No, I didn't reply right away - I was waiting to take pics to show what I was talking about - and then I get an angry email from you 4 hours later saying you saw that I read your email and posted on threads but didn't answer you. GOOD GRIEF, give me a break. I'm TIRED when I get home from work, and you are touchy and passive/aggressive and still hold it against me that YOUR boyfriend enjoyed my company when you were playing games, to which I unfortunately had to witness when you guys were yelling at each other. Your lack of clear communication, which could have avoided ALL OF IT was crazy. So forgive me if I'm stalling on opening your 2 pm's in my inbox. I HATE drama.

[shadon]

or, whomever is in charge of these things.

I've been unemployed since May. I'm poor, and really tired of this. I want to buy trainer, so that I can get some exercise during this rain, but I can't spend the money.

So, So and So, could you fix this? Find me a job? one that includes health insurance preferably, but I'll take what I can get at this point.

[missymaya]

Dear member of the local elite riding club here in Orlando,
Just because I am a). have been working in the LBS for 3 months and fairly new to this b). do not have the same relationship with you as you have with my manager and the worst of it c). A GIRL!! does NOT mean you need to patronize me and talk to me as if I know nothing!! I know a lot about this business and am proud to say that I am still learning! Don't go directly over my head and talk to my manager and then treat him like crap as well!! Yeah, so you ride for an elite road club, but I find it mighty funny that you come in and don't even change your own tires and tubes, or can't find out why your front derailleur won't change when all it is, is that the cable has stretched. STOP TREATING ME LIKE I'M A KNOW NOTHING LITTLE 4 YEAR OLD GIRL!!! And even if I were, stop it! Your lucky you even get a % off of stuff (which is darn about to change 'cause our OWNER hates the way you treat us). We bust our butts for you and you still treat us like crap. I just want a little respect and thanks. Yeah, so I'm a girl. Get over it. I've know a lot and if I don't know something, you bet I'm gonna find out how it works. STOP TREATING ME LIKE CRAP AND MY COWORKERS LIKE CRAP AS WELL!!!!!

Dear so and so:
Please get shadon a job! I've been there and it stinks and during this time, it would be nice to have an income.

[Brandy]

Dear Dodge Service,

Thank you for looking at my sad eyes and checking my car for free (warranty expired) after the smog guy told me that it would automatically fail because the check engine light (that has been on intermittently since 2002 and they can never figure out what is wrong) is on. That was very sweet of you. I could have done without the bad news that some computer thingy needs to replaced to the tune of $700. Boo.

Brandy

[sundial]

Brandy--LOL!

Dear Legalized Honduran Drywall Worker,

Thank you for always being so prompt in returning my calls. You are usually on the job within an hour or, at the latest, the next day. You are always so cheerful and willing to work the job to meet my specifications. You are also very fair in your price. You and your crew rarely leave for breaks and I was quite entertained to watch you dig the microwave out of your trunk, plug it into a receptacle in the garage and nuke your tortillas for lunch. Now if only you could learn to like my large furkids.

Signed,
Drywall Dame