This reminds me of that old Johnny Cash song:
Maybe Sandra's version could go something like:
My arms are too long so I sing this sad song I'm big busted
The weather's so cold and a Shak's good I'm told but I'm busted
That organic sweater it hasn't come yet,
My size will be gone when I order I bet,
And Lisa says I need
a whole sweater set- but I'm
busted!
The Steep & Cheap's gone 'cause I waited too long oh I'm busted
My Cirque it is sweet but I want more wool treats and I'm busted
When wearing merino I feel so sublime
The Woolweenies say I can stop anytime
But I will be spending my
very last dime -til I'm
busted!
