I remember walking into the local Starbucks to get coffee and a treat and announcing the the barista that "I don't have cancer!"

3 years and a move later - bought some really tasty cheeses at Whole Foods, again telling the counterperson "I just found out I don't have cancer!"

The emotional rollercoaster on whether or not I had breast cancer made me a wreck, so I treated myself to yummy food. I'm in a high risk group, so every time something strange shows up on my annual mammograms, folks get excited. After two, no three, false calls, I don't get excited anymore. So far, I've been called back for extra films, or an ultrasound. If they want to to a biopsy I'll probably be back on that rollercoaster.... and y'all will probably know about it too.