U know U R a bike shop groupie

[mimitabby]

When the accountant who works in the back comes out and pulls out an accessory and says; "look, this will match your bike" (and you don't have the bike with you)

[Bruno28]

...when you arrange to meet mimi at the bike shop and think you are late and when you ask the assistant he says -'No, mimi's not been in yet'

[Geonz]

Yea, there was the time I came in for something and Fritz asked "can I see your helmet?" and returned it with a pig snout and ears, saying "we found this in the warehouse and everybody agreed, you would wear it." Last week I found the staff had been debating which of my bicycles had the most mileage... I went to the spreadsheet and was surprised (the Xtra had >6000, the Trek <3000, the Gazelle 950!!!! ... and then those 22 sweeet miles on the LBS owner's 'old' carbon fiber bike )

[Technotart]

Your husband accuses the LBS manager of lubing your bottom bracket too frequently...

[Geonz]

SNORK!!! Now that sounds like something they'd say here

[ehirsch83]

When they give you the set of keys to figure out which one unlocks the cabinet that what you are looking for might be in.