Dear So and So

[crazycanuck]

Dear Clavicle,

Do you mind I expected you to stay put and heal properly. I'm really rather annoyed that you've moved yet again. I'd like to be able to walk down the street & be able to move both arms without the bone scraping against my neck. I want to swim I also want to get back into discovering hunka hunka burnin love again.

Grrr...you're testing the little patience I have YOu do realize you're messing with the wrong chickie I'm not impressed.

That goes for you too MCL ligament...

Anyone have any glue?

[Tuckervill]

I also want to get back into discovering hunka hunka burnin love again.

Good excuse to just lay there.

Karen

[Andrea]

Dear BF's ex,

When you download my profile pictures from myspace and use Microsoft paint to draw mustaches on me, don't send the doctored photos back to my BF (your ex). I will see them, laugh at you for acting like you're 12 years old, and promptly post them back onto myspace for my friends to see.

On second thought, keep doing it. It's funny.

Andrea

P.S.

Log in to myspace if you have a profile & click this link

[sulis]

Dear fellow co-worker,

I know you are extremely excited about your pregnancy. I'm happy for you too, I really am. I know how long you have wanted this. But pregnancy does not mean you have the right to slack off. I'm tired of hearing you talk to everyone in the office for the first 3 hours of your shift every day about what is new with the baby, etc etc etc. Only to be followed by who knows how many personal calls of the same discussion. Now hang up the phone and get back to work. I'm sick of doing all your stuff. Argh!!

[Velobambina]

Dear Winter---Go away.

Dear Boss---Since I passed that incredibly difficult certification exam (without the benefit of the five-day preparation class), do you now understand why I decided to study instead of going to the holiday parties & getting "face" time?

[Blueberry]

Dear Boss---Since I passed that incredibly difficult certification exam (without the benefit of the five-day preparation class), do you now understand why I decided to study instead of going to the holiday parties & getting "face" time?

Congrats

CA

[IFjane]

Dear Winter---Go away.

Dear Boss---Since I passed that incredibly difficult certification exam (without the benefit of the five-day preparation class), do you now understand why I decided to study instead of going to the holiday parties & getting "face" time?

What CA said!

{{{{HUGS}}}} to you, VB!!

[bmccasland]

Dear Water Department,
In case you didn't notice the garbage out on the curb, and the furnishings visible through the blinds, I haven't moved, and my house isn't vacant. Why didn't the tech notice this and knock on my door when he came to yank the meter on the "vacant" house. Fortunately I was home sick at the time. Looked like your tech saw a ghost when I walked out the door of a "vacant house", come on I didn't look that bad. At least the supervisor gave the OK for him to give me a new meter.

Now will you explain, once again why I had to pay another deposit for my account that I didn't close, and I didn't receive the refund check? If you put a stop payment on the check, why am I paying twice? And I'm supposed to trust you that it'll all work out in the end? Why couldn't I just pay my December bill? The one I didn't receive because I didn't move to Montana? What good southerner would move to Montana, IN THE WINTER???

[Tuckervill]

Dear New Sports Editor at the weekly paper:

I know you're not from around here. I know you don't understand why we need to put our baseball registration form in the paper. I know you don't know the difference between "their" and "there". (Making the by-line "staff reports" and swiping most of the article from our FAQ does not absolve you.) But could you please just RESPOND when I email you important announcements?? Don't make me have to call you and hear that you read it already. What are you, 15?

Leaving out important announcements and then using two full column for your YOUR IGNORANT MUSINGS is just wrong. You won't help me, I'm not going to help you fill your space, either, when the only thing going on in July is baseball.

Sign ups are in less than 2 weeks. YOU ARE NOT HELPING. I'm not the only league official you're going to tick off--softball and soccer are coming up, too. You're not from around here. You actually could lose your job over this.

Signed,
Not Asking Too Much