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  1. #1
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    Lightbulb So that's what the Ten is for!

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    Okay, for over a year now I've been toting a ten dollar bill around in my handlebar bag. I started this back when I first came to this forum because someone said to always carry money. I never knew why, I mean, I live on outer edge of Podunk and when I bike I head further out into Beyond Rural America. There just isn't any use for the ten dollar bill....or so I thought, until today.

    1. Kashi Go Lean Carmel Crunch bar, on the label looks perfect with it's 8 Grams of protein and 5 Grams of fiber and weighs next to nothing.

    2. Kashi Go Lean 13 miles into a 26 mile ride is NOT really as tasty as I had hoped it would be

    3. Do we really need 5 Grams of fiber when we are out road cycling?

    4. So THAT'S what the Ten dollar bill is for!

    (If I had not been riding solo I would have used Ben's ten dollar bill, too)
    Ever notice that 'what the hell' always seems to be the best decision?

  2. #2
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    oh no! not the old "outhouse" catalog pages...

    well, grrl... sure beats havin' to use your socks

    spazz - who prefers Charmin
    no regrets!

    My ride: 2003 Specialized Allez Comp - zebra (men's 52cm), Speedplay X5 pedals, Koobi Au Enduro saddle

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  3. #3
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    or your gloves

  4. #4
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    You can use it to boot a slashed tire, but a piece of mylar works just fine and is cheaper.
    Frends know gud humors when dey is hear it. ~ Da Crockydiles of ZZE.

  5. #5
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    ROFLMAO KK - maybe if I don't carry any money - that won't happen to me! and make Ben replace the $10 just coz!
    Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Yeah Baby! What a Ride!"

  6. #6
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    I'll assume you buried it...

    Won't that be a nice treasure for someone to find in the future

    spazz
    no regrets!

    My ride: 2003 Specialized Allez Comp - zebra (men's 52cm), Speedplay X5 pedals, Koobi Au Enduro saddle

    Spazzdog Ink Gallery
    http://www.printroom.com/pro/gratcliff

  7. #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by spazzdog
    I'll assume you buried it...

    Won't that be a nice treasure for someone to find in the future

    spazz

    Well, with my sick sense of humor I believe I weighted it down with a rock for the next hitchhiker that happens to go underneath that particular bridge! No sense in wasting money!
    Ever notice that 'what the hell' always seems to be the best decision?

  8. #8
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    This got me to thinking...instead of carrying a $20, should I be carrying 4 $5s???

  9. #9
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    how about a few sheets of T.P.??
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    LIFE IS GOOD

  10. #10
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    Cash, Condoms, Waterbottles and.....

    Feminine wipes!

    Every four months or so a new one goes in the wallet

    Has it's own foil rapper too.

 

 

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