How is this for ironic...

[DirtDiva]

I see RR beat me to the smartarse comment - I was going to suggest you throw the scissors so as not to compromise your recovery.

Anyway, think of all the new training buddies you'll have when you're better. (And try not to maim any of them in the meantime. )

[rocknrollgirl]

I throw like a girl, but I am pretty motivated to hit someone right now. Maybe I can practice my throwing while I am laid up.....hey that could be it...my new hobby. Knife throwing. I have always wanted to run off and join the circus. This could be my in.

[crazycanuck]

RNRG-Let's join the circus Do they take folks that have funky knees

Don't throw scissors k...Just nod your head and then do the grrrrr dance..Be careful though!