Dear residents of Santa Maria,

Please learn how to properly drive in the roundabouts. The left lane is for actually entering the roundabout, and the right lane is for turning right - NOT cutting off the person in the left lane. Oh, and while it is important to yield to the cars that are already circling in the roundabout, it is equally important to pay attention to the cars in front of you that are also waiting to enter the roundabout. I did not enjoy being rear-ended while patiently waiting my turn.

Oh, and while you're at it, please yield to pedestrians at crosswalks instead of blasting past them in your huge gas-guzzling excessively lifted redneck beast of a truck. Even though I may actually be able to stand under your ridiculous-looking truck without hitting my head on the bottom, that is an experiment I'd rather not participate in.

One more thing - your big scary dog should not spend every evening roaming freely around the neighborhood. If it charges me again I'm going to pepper spray it.

Thanks TE, I feel better now.