Dear So and So

[Tuckervill]

Dear bra manufacturers:

Why are there are now so many bras that are underwire with too much padding? Has it ever occurred to have so much padding, it's just frickin' hot and that underwire is a nusiance? And why are quality bras with support that don't use underwire, are expensive?

Ain't that the truth?? I happen to need underwires, but SHO' don't need no padding!

I've been in search of a bra to wear with a halter dress on our cruise in a few weeks. I must wear a bra, or have the dress altered to keep 'em above the band--all the bras for that purpose are padded. Can't wear the strap around my neck because it's not long enough! (Can you see me walking around with my chin on my chest? Those babies are really sagging. lol.) One good thing they did was put grippers on the strapless bras! I think I'll be able to keep it up without the strap that way.

Karen

[bmccasland]

Dear Dad,
Would you please QUIT forwarding me junk?! I don't share your politics, and the file size often crashes my email program. I realize you think you're being amusing. But really you and the junk you send is(are?) a royal pain in the a$$. Instead of forwarding me crap, with all the forwards attached, why don't you write me a note instead?