Reminds me of an article Bicycling Magazine printed a few years ago on how to avoid an endo. You were supposed to:
1) realize it was coming
2) unclip
3) propel yourself over the handlebars like on a gym pommel horse (!!)
4) land on your feet but away from your out of control bike
5) Then, maybe, throw your arms in the air exultantly and wait for the judges score. (OK, I made this part up.)

They even had pictures. It seemed ridiculous to me, but they were serious.

aka "Kim"