Corsairs home for orphaned bikes
don't toss that bike over the side, send it out here where it'll have it's own room, a rack all to itself and cats to play with!!
Seriously tho: was the John Howard fitting something you can go back to him about regarding the right knee??
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Yeah Baby! What a Ride!"