Ohio is too hilly.
Florida's too flat.
Other riders drop me
Because I'm slow and fat.
I'm going through the menopause
(A word with which nothing rhymes).
Now I get my period only at
The worst possible of times.
Ohio is too hilly.
Florida's too flat.
Other riders drop me
Because I'm slow and fat.
I'm going through the menopause
(A word with which nothing rhymes).
Now I get my period only at
The worst possible of times.
Last edited by OakLeaf; 12-12-2007 at 05:00 AM. Reason: second verse inspired this morning...