I thought of this thread one day last week........
as I was riding home on the bike trail, some lady and her male friend were walking along the drainage ditch down off the side of the trail. As I drew close, she lifted her shirt and proceeded to show me that she too had no boob to knee clearance - of course she was standing which made her lack of clearance a very sad sight to see. As I passed them, I heard her male friend say " oh man...that was a girrrrrrllllll"!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand, strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming: "Yeah Baby! What a Ride!"