Riding my bike and snot.
If I ride in weather below 80 degrees... it's a snot fest. My nose is a river. Can't stand it.
In the winter, when I have my face completely covered and gloves on, it's near impossible to blow my nose. So I snort my snot while I'm riding. Sometimes my snot is so plentiful and liquid like... that I start to feel like you do when you flip upside down in a pool and get water up your nose.
So yea... I hate snot.
"Life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather, to skid in broadside thoroughly used-up, totally worn out, and loudly proclaiming: WOW WHAT A RIDE!!!!"