I'm so glad someone revisited this thread. It has had me in stitches all morning.

When I was going to the main campus of my college for a semester, I overheard two culinary students talking about going over to see Ted lick. A few weeks later, I had to park out back on the other side of the campus. On my way to class, I look up and in big letters all over the side of a building it said "C. Ted Lick Conference Center". I always got a giggle fit everytime I had to walk by there.

As for Blinded By The Light, I didn't know what they were saying either until I heard Springsteen sing it. (he wrote it too) It wasn't as much fun after I knew the real words, so I still sing about a douche just cuz...

When I was a clinical student, a group of us were hanging out at the end of the shift, playing some music. Brick House came on and everyone started dancing around and singing. Marty, a tech, brought down the house when she belted out "She's a pimp... Owwww!!!"

I imagine training a viscous dog to heal would be a no brainer. Everywhere you go, there she is, stuck to your calf. But in a nice way.