Quote Originally Posted by jusdooit View Post
I've been taken over by aliens. I need help now. I have just spent my two days off cleaning carpets. Obviously someone..........or something has taken over. Pay no attention if I try to resist....whisk me away where these terrible effects can be reversed before it's too late. I'm afraid I may be forced to mop, or worse.
There is only one cure. You must be abducted by a human.... me. You must clean my carpets until they are spotless, then you will be cured of this affliction.