How To Get Away With Anything-

[sundial]

Isn't that the most pitiful face??

[bmccasland]

you're forgiven for chewing up my good shoes, I didn't need them. And peeing on the floor, poor puppy, I wasn't here to let you out... Want a biscuit?

[Zen]

you're forgiven for chewing up my good shoes, I didn't need them. And peeing on the floor, poor puppy, I wasn't here to let you out... Want a biscuit?

That's a good summation.
The last situation like that in my house was along the lines of "I should have put those shoes away, you're just doing what you do"