Quote Originally Posted by Flybye View Post
Then there was the man with Schizophrenia who......
His invention--HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

I don't understand why you wouldn't want to share a cup of green tea.

Ok, here's one from the wanderings. I went to see a family who were known to be hill people. For you northerners, hill people are like hillbillies. Anywho, I went in to talk with the family. As I tentatively sit in the living room, my eyes wander over to the corner of the room and I see a huge hornets nest that is strategically placed as an accent piece. And then I see another. Did I just see....? Oh man, she caught me looking and now she wants to take me on a tour of their 2 room house. Meanwhile, *Betty Joe* (not her real name) is fingering and wiggling her loose tooth. Her son, *Billy Joe*, is coming from the woods. Is that a rifle in his hands? A squirrel? What the...? Too late, Billy Joe sees me and comes in to announce we will have squirrel for supper. And won't I stay to et? Meanwhile, Betty Joe announces, "I did it! My tooth came out! Billy Joe, will you pass this over to her to show her." Yes, I had to handle her tooth. She was beaming with pride!