Canned Salmon Salad
(you won't notice the vertebrae!)

1 can salmon
mayonnaise
handful or two of walnut halves and pieces
baby salad greens

Open the can without looking at the bones. Dump it in a bowl. Mash it a little and mix in walnuts and mayo. Put a scoop on a bed of salad greens.

Yummers!

(this was our standby "last minute dinner" for years, until I got really tired of it)