Quote Originally Posted by spazzdog
Melody, I wish you were my mommy That was a great, simplistic explaination.
Well, I was asked by my husband's ex-wife that I may have to explain things to my step-daughter since she was going to have her first period any day during their visit with us, so it could happen then. So I kind of brushed up on what I would say.

The one that cracked me up was the no tampon deal... it might "make you not a virgin anymore" PLA-EEEEEZE! One month of san naps and I was using tampons on the sly. Virgin-smirgin! I hated sittin' on that thing...
Oh! You mean that diaper feeling?

Oh! I suddenly realized why I hate most womens chamois'... it brings flashbacks to my feeble brain.
Uhh. Do we want to know what those flashbacks are?

Mel