2007 Trek 5000
2009 Jamis Coda
1972 Schwinn Suburban
"I rejoice every time I see a woman ride by on a bike. It gives her a feeling of self-reliance and independence the moment she takes her seat; and away she goes, the picture of untrammelled womanhood."
Susan B. Anthony, 1896
Since you will be running together you could be Thing One and Thing Two from Dr. Suess
http://www.rubies.com/landingpage.cfm?ItemNumber=16597
You could wear a red sweatshirt and attach a round white circle with the wording thing one and thing two and get blue hair wigs
Best I remember Thing 1 and thing 2 ran through the house causing havoc.
"Being retired from Biking...isn't that kinda like being retired from recess?" Stephen Colbert asked of Lance Armstrong