Haven't we all been here sometime???

[bikerchick68]

LOL... I DO have a dye job (what's the nonsense about aging gracefully? Fight it people!!!) but this is not MY story... just something that was emailed to me... too darn funny not to share

[spazzdog]

oh god! I'm dying here... i'm laughing so hard (sorry bikerchick) that my dogs are all barking. it is with tears rolling down my face i say to bikerchick...

Have the boyfriend, spouse, girlfriend just shave you... it can be very sensual.

Or get thee to the spa where they will pamper you while you scream.

spazz
who can't stop laughing and now can't see cause all her tears fell into her bifocals.

[Hill Slug]

I'm so glad everyone else has already left the office....I'm just about on the floor.....I was also thinking, she cannot possibly ride after that event....

[Irulan]

me three, when I got to....

"my butt and vagina are stuck to the tub"

oh, my god....
roflmao.
that story needs to come with a disclaimer,
do not attempt at home

[Irulan]

and, yes, to answer the question, haven't we all been here sometime?

yes.

but my story involves slipping and landing butt first onto a cactus, having to call a girlfried to explain my predicament, and then she shows up armed with tweezers and a magnifying glass...


irulan

[Technotart]

MAGIC RED Shaving Powder 5 oz. Can

1.99 a can, good for about 4 applications, beats nair hands down on hair removal, smells like hell though - AND does not burn the sensitive parts...


I have trouble finding it lately - and the others (Platinum, scented etc) do not work as well as the red. Don't EVEN try the cream - it doesn't do what we need it to do, although it might work for the guys - It is actually made for mens beards. When you can find it, it is with the ethnic type mens shaving products.


http://www.ebonyline.com/14207.html

[Melody]

Oh God. I think my coworkers are wondering if I've gone insane I laughed so hard!

Mel