Quote Originally Posted by boy in a kilt View Post
Sorry, no haggis for me.
Well, aparently your department of homeland security or suchlike doesn't let haggis be imported to the US. Probably afraid one mouthful will turn you all into socialists.

Quote Originally Posted by boy in a kilt View Post
Glenfiddich? Glenlivet is by far the superior single malt. Everytime a bottle of Glenlivet gets opened, an angel gets it wings.
Stop havering!


Quote Originally Posted by boy in a kilt View Post
Some lessons in pronunciation might be good.
Did Salsa not mention everyone has to talk Scottish all night???? Now c'mon, don't let on I haven't given you enough coaching - we all remember talk Scottish day, right? Don't worry, there will be personal tuition.

And the more drunk I get, the more Scottish I become. Which means at some point I'll be arrested for 'breach of the peace' - which is a Scottish crime involving being drunk and singing very loudly out of tune.