fixedgeargirl:
The Biker Tan Correction Plan:
Go to the tanning salon and get on the bed or in the booth wearing only your arm and leg warmers.
I'm lovin' the visual... now imagine if you got caught in this snappy outfit by one of the "tanning teenagers" (the kids manning the shop). You tell them you heard Paris Hilton was doing it at the Golden Door Spa and you thought you'd give it a whirl.

Within a week, every 15-22 yr in a 200 mile radius would be buying up leg and arm warmers.

spazz - whose butt is so white it glows in the dark