I tried it in the shower. Umm... I need practice.
(and I wanna be a hot-patootie pelvic floor therapist?!?! Dang, I'd better work on this one! )

New goal in life: I wanna be able to pee neatly standing up!

(we're hoping to work with trans and peri-surgery gender-reassignment patients from two of the docs in our clinic, so if I might be teaching someone how to pee standing up I'd dang well better be able to do it myself, eh?)