Helpful hints from my experience with the interviewee I dealt with today:
Do not sit all slouched and slumped while waiting for your interview.
Do not ask about benefits right away.
Do not say you only want to work the minimum hours required for benefits, not the hours as advertised.
Do not forget to brush your teeth after your last cigarette.
Do not mis-spell things on your resume.
Jeez, who knew it was so hard?!?!
"If Americans want to live the American Dream, they should go to Denmark." - Richard Wilkinson